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Still listed first under "chicken extravaganza" in Alta Vista.

*never coming: Kraut's Page O' Lemurs!*

__Ok...this is the crew section, as we all know. I'm still on crew at my school...I'm an assistant electrician now, which means I'm nothing, but I'm listed in the playbill, under "assistant electrician". exciting? Well, I haven't really made any new pages for this...I mean, there isn't much to say about it. If you're on the crew, you know about it. If you're not, you probably don't want to.
To start things off, I have a little page I made for my two favorite tools of the trade:
The MagLite-Gerber Shrine!

__And here's another crew-related thing I made a while back during a rather nasty little feud between me and some carpenter friends of mine. Don't worry. Things have calmed down. body count: only 3.
Lighting Technicians, People of God

and of course, the ever popular stage crew links!

__Hey. here's the MOGM section. (that's Mystic Order of the Golden Monkey for you ignorant types out there.)
Things have really come to a dead stop with new members. No one cares. So if you're thinking of joining, please do! We need you!

The Mystic Order of the Golden Monkey

Stuff that has to do with me!

The world famous ANGRY MONKEY!!
angry monkey

__As the title clearly states, this section is basically a section that has stuff about me, Kraut. I'm not giving you my real name because it's irrelevant, and I'm afraid of scary internet people. I'm a 16 year old male in 10th grade at Cherry Hill High School East. I've been told that I have a schizoid personality disorder, but recently I was informed by someone who actually knows what she's talking about that I don't. But not to worry. I'm still socially diseased. I seem to have Asperger's Syndrome instead. (I'll take her word for it. see my guestbook). Decide for yourself. I basically do nothing except go to school and work long hours on the school crew. I'm content with my life, however pitiful it may be. So, that's about all I choose to tell you. Enjoy the page.

Interesting facts about me:
1. I've never eaten sauerkraut!
2. I love sauerkraut.
3. I can turn my feet almost completely backwards!
4. I ate wood glue once.
5. I'm not interesting.

What I do in my spare time:
1. I eat!
2. I sleep!
3. I work on my school's stage crew!
4. Um...that's it.

Well, here's my other pages that don't really fit into a category:

The Useless yet Mysterious Dark Room!


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